Political Jokes

[ecisgod]

Originally Posted by dumbass

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So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00.

The joke might have been funny if the math were right.

$85 billion divided by $200 million is $425 per person, not $425,000.

I guess it's still cute....

[evileye]

Originally Posted by OneArm

There's a lot wrong with that, so I'll just point out a few.

Black history month, is only one month a year, White history month, is for the rest of the year.

BET is only one channel, WET, is the rest.

All black colleges aren't. But if they were, remember that less than 100 years ago, all schools were white only.

People are labeled by where their ancestors are from, African American, Mexican American, so there should be a European American, but it's not.

Everyone should take pride in themselves, they shouldn't hold back others while doing so.

White history month = October
White pride parade = Octoberfest

Everyone of legal age is welcome.

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[Wallis]

Looks like an improvement for Hillary!

Thought Hillary is jumping ship.

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Q: What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens?
A: Undocumented democrats.

Q: Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
A: The Country!

Q: What drink do you get with the McObama Happy Meal in Pakistan?
A: No drink JUST ICE!

Q: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney?
A: "Don't be sad, Obama's foreign policy killed me too"

Q: What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A: Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.

Q: Why won't Barack Obama be celebrating his 51st birthday?
A: Republicans won't let Democrats raise taxes on the rich let alone Barack Obama's age!

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[Wallis]

I knew it! The boobs told it all. Hillary Clinton is actually Robin Williams dressed up in a Hillary suit!

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Originally Posted by Wallis

I knew it! The boobs told it all. Hillary Clinton is actually Robin Williams dressed up in a Hillary suit!

I guess Robin Williams had bigger boobs....

[Stevomeo]

Originally Posted by Wallis

I knew it! The boobs told it all. Hillary Clinton is actually Robin Williams dressed up in a Hillary suit!

I'm not buying it!!! There's no way he could have shaved that much hair off!!!

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